Noon until 10 pm yesterday was spent on my new little cruiser.
Now my already nerve-damaged vagine (vuh-zheen) is numb. -This happens sometimes.
Seeing as I’m planning on logging a few more miles than normal I purchased a Terry saddle. It’s wide enough for my child-bearing hips with a nice little gap for the vag to relax and enjoy time off. It’s shipping from Portland so hopefully it’ll get here fast.
Can I write this off as a health expense? I get to write vibrators off as physical therapy now (vaginismus, yo), why not a saddle? /sarcasm
2 responses so far ↓
davidjcarney // Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 4:40 am
An effective but unethical way to write it off as a medical expense: You need a friend inside the clinic/hospital or wherever you go. On the way to your appt. stop by the supermarket and purchase some active dry yeast. Place about a teaspoon or so in a small container and toss the rest. Wash your hands. Give the small container to your friend and tell him/her to use the yeast as a “ringer” so you test positive for a yeast infection. Then wash your hands again. Obviously, you don’t want a real infection.
The doc can then be prevailed upon to write you an Rx for the theraputic bicycle seat. It also helps if the doc is a bicyclist as well.
Of course, all of this is probably fraud, so I cannot recommend you do it in real life. Maybe you could take up tai chi.
C // Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 4:46 am
Interesting way to get it written off, sounds like you’ve done it before, sir
Maybe I will take up tai chi. Maybe.
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